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A crack and the staff split asunder: Crackfic and General Wackiness by Huinare

Rated PG13
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Anthologized cracked out stuff. My brain has no reverence for the Third Age.  (Or for anything.)

Anthology is rated based on most intensely rated story: individual story warnings come with each chapter.

Update, Mar 2015 - "The Day We Met Master Salizidûd

Categories: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Elf: Celebrimbor, Gondorian: Finduilas of Dol Amroth, Hobbit: Gollum/Sméagol, Other: Beorn, Other: Gandalf/Mithrandir/Ólorin, Other: Mouth of Sauron, Other: Saruman/Cúrunir/Sharkey, Other: Sauron/Annatar/the Dark Lord
Genres: Comedy, Crack fic, Humor
Places: Gondor, Gondor: Ithilien, Mordor, Rhudaur, Rohan: Isengard
Times: 3-Third Age
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 2. mild violence, 4. sexual content implied
Series: None
Chapters: 5    |    Word count: 4157    |    Read Count: 861
Completed: No    |    Updated: 04/05/15    |    Published: 04/01/12
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Feature Stirring Rings by Larner

Rated PG13
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Five were sent to advise and guide and cajole, but one sought instead to rule.  The making and breaking of Wizards.  Currently under reconstruction.  Beta by Fiondil.

Categories: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, History of Middle-earth
Characters: As a Group: The Fellowship, As a Group: The Valar, As a Group: Dwarves, As a Group: Easterlings, As a Group: Elves, As a Group: Ents, As a Group: Gondorians, As a Group: Green-elves, As a Group: Haradrim, As a Group: Hobbits, As a Group: Orcs, As a Group: Rohirrim, As a Group: Thorin and Company, Bree-lander: Barliman Butterbur, Elf: Círdan, Elf: Finarfin, Elf: Finrod Felagund, Elf: Galadriel/Artanis, Elf: Galdor of the Havens, Elf: Gildor Inglorion, Elf: Glorfindel, Elf: Maglor, Elf: Thranduil, Half-Elven: Arwen Undómiel, Half-Elven: Elladan, Half-Elven: Elrohir, Half-Elven: Elrond, Hobbit: Took: Gerontius (Thain), Hobbit: Took: Isengar, Maia: Ossë, Maia: Uinen, Northern Dúnedain: Argonui, Northern Dúnedain: Other Canonical Northern Dúnedain, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Other: Balrog of Moria, Other: Barrow-wight, Other: Gandalf/Mithrandir/Ólorin, Other: Goldberry, Other: Khamûl, Other: Landroval, Other: Mouth of Sauron, Other: Nazgûl/Black Riders/Ringwraiths, Other: Pallando/Rómestámo, Other: Radagast the Brown/Aiwendil, Other: Saruman/Cúrunir/Sharkey, Other: Sauron/Annatar/the Dark Lord, Other: Shadowfax, Other: Smaug the Dragon, Other: Tom Bombadil, Other: Treebeard, Other: Watcher in the Water, Other: Witch King of Angmar, Rohirrim: Gríma Wormtongue
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Character study, Drama, Epic, Friendship, Gapfiller, General, Hurt/Comfort, Novel
Places: Annúminas, Bree, Lothlórien, Mordor: Mount Doom /Orodruin, Moria (Khazad-dûm), Rivendell/Imladris, The Old Forest, Amon Sûl/Weathertop, Angmar, Arnor, Arthedain, Caradhras, Dale, Dunland, Erebor, Eriador, Fangorn Forest, Fornost, Gondor, Laketown, Mirkwood/Eryn Lasgalen/Greenwood the Great, Mordor, Other place in Arda, Rhovannien, Rhudaur, Rhûn, The Anduin, The Angle, The Grey Havens/Mithlond, The Lonely Mountain, The Misty Mountains, The Shire
Times: 3-Third Age: early, 3-Third Age: middle, 3-Third Age: late, 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring , 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring, 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: 3. violence, 4. sexual content implied, 6. adult themes, 8. character death
Series: None
Chapters: 40    |    Word count: 208761    |    Read Count: 2502
Completed: No    |    Updated: 11/20/14    |    Published: 01/21/12
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Things They Didn't Tell You in the Red Book by Huinare

Rated R
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I'm starting this anthology because some of my B2MeM 2012 prompts produced things of an interesting nature, and I don't imagine this will be the last time this kind of thing happens.

Rating reflects the most intense of the stories, but many are much more mild.  Individual story warnings will come with each chapter.

Most of these are simply obscure viewpoints, but some will be crossover/AU type things.

Categories: Challenge Stories, Crossovers
Characters: As a Group: Dwarves, Hobbit: Baggins: Bilbo, Hobbit: Brandybuck: Merry (Master), Hobbit: Gamgee: Samwise, Hobbit: Took: Pippin (Thain), Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Other: Mouth of Sauron, Other: Saruman/Cúrunir/Sharkey, Other: Sauron/Annatar/the Dark Lord, Other: Smaug the Dragon
Genres: Alternate Universe, Anthology, Character study, General, Horror, Humor
Places: None
Times: 3-Third Age
Warnings: 3. violence, 4. sexual content implied, 8. character death
Series: None
Chapters: 7    |    Word count: 4928    |    Read Count: 895
Completed: No    |    Updated: 04/01/12    |    Published: 03/31/12
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Feature A Very Dark, Very Wet, and Very Miserable Morning by Thundera Tiger

Rated PG13
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Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to be evil. And even if your bed is underwater, there are some mornings when you're better off staying in it.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Original Male Character, Other: Mouth of Sauron
Genres: Horror, Humor
Places: Mordor: Barad-dûr
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: 2. mild violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1868    |    Read Count: 403
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 07/09/10    |    Published: 07/09/10
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