Genres: Parody

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Most Fascinating by IgnobleBard

Rated R
[Reviews - 3]
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Barbara Walters interviews the Most Fascinating People of the Ring War.

Categories: The Books of J.R.R. Tolkien
Characters: Dwarf: Gimli son of Glóin, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Other: Sauron/Annatar/the Dark Lord, Other: Tom Bombadil
Genres: Crack fic, Humor, Parody
Places: Other place in Arda
Times: 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring
Warnings: 4. sexual content implied, 6. adult themes
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 5863    |    Read Count: 76
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/09/16    |    Published: 03/09/16
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All in a days work by Nuredhel

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Elladan and Elrohir are excited, they have finally managed to persuade their Father into letting them try working as healers. But as they soon are to discover, being a healer isnt always that glorious, it can be...nasty...unpredictable...and hilarious!

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Half-Elven: Elladan, Half-Elven: Elrohir, Half-Elven: Elrond
Genres: Comedy, Family, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Parody
Places: Rivendell/Imladris
Times: 3-Third Age: middle
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 4. sexual content implied, 5. mild sexual content, 6. adult themes, 7. sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 8977    |    Read Count: 152
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 04/02/15    |    Published: 04/02/15
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A New Hope by Dreamflower, Dana

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Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin meet a mysterious hobbit girl in the Old Forest, who rescues them from Old Man Willow. Who is she? (A parody co-written by Dreamflower and Dana as an April Fool's joke in 2008.)

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Travellers (Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin), Original Female Character, Other: Goldberry, Other: Old Man Willow, Other: Tom Bombadil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Humor, Parody
Places: The Old Forest
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2    |    Word count: 4496    |    Read Count: 846
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 04/01/15    |    Published: 04/01/15
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Hairy scary by Nuredhel

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When a small creature from the norse mythology ends up in Mirkwood the elves are in a lot of trouble, the mischevous little rascal will turn the entire palace upside down and the one to suffer the most will of course be his royal highness. Thranduil will never be the same after an encounter with the master prankster. Humor/parody/silly. Thranduil/Legolas/Gandalf/Radagast/OC

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: Elves, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Elf: Thranduil, Original Male Character, Other: Gandalf/Mithrandir/Ólorin, Other: Radagast the Brown/Aiwendil, Other: Sauron/Annatar/the Dark Lord
Genres: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Humor, Parody
Places: Mirkwood/Eryn Lasgalen/Greenwood the Great
Times: 3-Third Age: middle
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 4. sexual content implied, 6. adult themes
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 6793    |    Read Count: 125
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 10/26/14    |    Published: 10/26/14
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Green Eggs and Silmarils by Zdenka

Rated G
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A silly retelling of the Silmarillion in the style of Dr. Seuss.

Categories: The Silmarillion
Characters: As a Group: The Valar, Elf: Fëanor, Half-Elven: Eärendil the Mariner, Other: Morgoth/Melkor
Genres: Crack fic, General, Humor, Parody
Places: Beleriand, Undying Lands: Valinor
Times: 0-Pre-First Age, 1-First Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 453    |    Read Count: 873
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/31/14    |    Published: 03/31/14
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My Fair Lindir by IgnobleBard, Thranduil Oropherion Redux

Rated PG
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The following piece is an offering from the musical team of Unlearned (Yours Truly) & Lowbrow (Thranduil Oropherion Redux). A mashup of The Silmarillion and the Broadway musical My Fair Lady. Humor/Parody. Rated Teen for sexual innuendo of all persuasions including male/male. Nothing graphic.

 

Categories: The Silmarillion
Characters: Elf: Círdan, Elf: Galadriel/Artanis, Elf: Lindir, Elf: Maeglin, Other: Tom Bombadil
Genres: General, Humor, Parody
Places: Other place in Arda
Times: 1-First Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 8446    |    Read Count: 693
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 01/20/14    |    Published: 01/20/14
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The Tale of Lucibella the Fair and Fairy Hoofwings by Linda Hoyland

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Frodo is rescued by a beautiful woman on a remarkable horse.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor, Hobbit: Baggins: Frodo, Hobbit: Brandybuck: Merry (Master), Hobbit: Gamgee: Samwise, Hobbit: Took: Pippin (Thain), Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Female Character, Other: Huan the Hound, Other: Shadowfax, Rohirrim: Éowyn
Genres: Comedy, Crack fic, Humor, Parody
Places: Amon Sûl/Weathertop, Gondor: Ithilien, Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: Multi-age
Warnings: 5. mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2    |    Word count: 1788    |    Read Count: 1340
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 06/22/13    |    Published: 06/22/13
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Prom Queen in Middle-earth by Ellynn

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Girl fell into Middle-earth. Is she the most beautiful? Is she the most skillful warrior? The best healer? Maybe... and maybe not. Let's see what would *really* happen if a typical modern day girl fell into Middle-earth.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Fellowship, Original Female Character, Vala: Manwë
Genres: Humor, Parody
Places: None
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language
Series: None
Chapters: 5    |    Word count: 5541    |    Read Count: 4092
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 08/28/11    |    Published: 08/10/11
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Feature In the Style of Ogden Nash by Dreamflower

Rated G
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I decided to summarize selected chapters of the Fellowship of the Ring in the style of one of my favorite poets, Ogden Nash.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody, Poetry
Places: None
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 218    |    Read Count: 624
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 07/26/11    |    Published: 07/26/11
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Feature Gateway of Time, Legacy of Truth by abbyforth, Erurainon

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The tale of a modern girl and her involvement with the elves of Arda. This is highly AU!

Categories: Crossovers
Characters: As a Group: Elves, Elf: Erestor, Elf: Glorfindel, Elf: Haldir of Lorien, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Elf: Thranduil, Half-Elven: Elrond, Original Female Character, Original Male Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Epic, General, Humor, Novel, Parody, Romance-het, Saga, Satire
Places: Lothlórien, Rivendell/Imladris, Mirkwood/Eryn Lasgalen/Greenwood the Great
Times: 5-Post-Fourth Age, Multi-age
Warnings: 2. mild violence, 4. sexual content implied
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 689    |    Read Count: 316
Completed: No    |    Updated: 07/04/11    |    Published: 07/04/11
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Feature Read and Review by Dreamflower, Celeritas

Rated PG
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2012 Tree & Flower awards; Hobbits, HM

 Sometimes a writer just can't please everyone, as Frodo discovers...(By Dreamflower and Celeritassagittae)

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Travellers (Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin)
Genres: Crack fic, Friendship, Humor, Parody
Places: The Shire: Bag End
Times: 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language
Series: None
Chapters: 2    |    Word count: 1875    |    Read Count: 3293
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 06/26/11    |    Published: 05/29/11
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Preliminary Analysis of the Warwickshire Hoard Yields Insights, Raises Questions about Fourth Age Suza Culture by Celeritas

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A summary article detailing the various findings, and raising questions, concerning the Warwickshire Hoard found in 2008.

Categories: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: None
Genres: Essay (non-fiction), Parody
Places: Other place in Arda
Times: 5-Post-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: A Shire Cookbook, That Pleasant Corner of the World
Chapters: 2    |    Word count: 2270    |    Read Count: 3347
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/15/11    |    Published: 03/15/11
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Feature Lobelia Sackville-Baggins is Dead by Virtuella

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A Shire Murder Mystery.

Categories: Crossovers, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Hobbit: Brandybuck: Merry (Master), Hobbit: Gamgee: Samwise, Hobbit: Took: Pippin (Thain)
Genres: Parody
Places: The Shire
Times: 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring
Warnings: 2. mild violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3    |    Word count: 6272    |    Read Count: 3828
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 10/19/10    |    Published: 10/19/10
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Feature Stuff 'n Nonsense by Armariel

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A collection of LotR song parodies and other silly tidbits.....

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody, Poetry, Satire
Places: Other place in Arda
Times: Multi-age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10    |    Word count: 5334    |    Read Count: 10388
Completed: No    |    Updated: 10/07/10    |    Published: 09/19/10
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Feature Beam Me Up, Glorfindel by Zhie

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Silliness, and a crossover with Star Trek. Captain Glorfindel aboard the U.S.S. Elfterprise.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings, Crossovers
Characters: Dwarf: Gimli son of Glóin, Elf: Erestor, Elf: Galadriel/Artanis, Elf: Glorfindel, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Elf: Rúmil of Lothlórien, Half-Elven: Elrond
Genres: Parody
Places: None
Times: None
Warnings: 2. mild violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1590    |    Read Count: 1604
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 07/18/10    |    Published: 07/18/10
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Feature Hewing Naught But Wood by Thundera Tiger

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During the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli makes a statement that seems to be in conflict with previous events. Now, he's given a chance to explain it. Featuring the Three Hunters at their pedantic best plus the pragmatic Eomer. And you thought Tolkien chat rooms were scary...

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Dwarf: Gimli son of Glóin, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Rohirrim: Éomer
Genres: Comedy, Crack fic, Humor, Parody, Satire
Places: Rohan: Helm's Deep
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: 2. mild violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2622    |    Read Count: 1762
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 07/05/10    |    Published: 07/05/10
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Feature Smiting Ruin by Thundera Tiger

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A clash of movie verse and book verse during the scene in which Gandalf the White reunites with Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas. Sometimes changing the words around can change the entire meaning. Fairly inane, but it's short and fun.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Dwarf: Gimli son of Glóin, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Other: Gandalf/Mithrandir/Ólorin
Genres: Crack fic, Gapfiller, Humor, Parody
Places: Fangorn Forest
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: 2. mild violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1762    |    Read Count: 1681
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 06/29/10    |    Published: 06/29/10
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Feature The Silmarillion Gospel by Araloth the Random

Rated G
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What happens when a group of clueless fangirls try to "translate" The Silmarillion into Biblical English? Utter chaos, of course!

Categories: The Silmarillion
Characters: As a Group: The Valar, As a Group: Elves, As a Group: Noldor, As a Group: Númenóreans, As a Group: Sindar, As a Group: Sons of Fëanor, Elf: Fëanor
Genres: Humor, Parody
Places: None
Times: 1-First Age
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 4. sexual content implied
Series: None
Chapters: 4    |    Word count: 3630    |    Read Count: 5924
Completed: No    |    Updated: 05/30/10    |    Published: 01/15/10
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Feature Passing in Review by Lindelea

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Meriadoc Brandybuck works on his magnum opus. Slightly... AU. Okay, slightly more than slightly AU.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Hobbit: Brandybuck: Merry (Master)
Genres: Humor, Parody
Places: The Shire: Brandy Hall
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 441    |    Read Count: 1166
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 04/19/10    |    Published: 04/19/10
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Feature Miss Dora Baggins' Book of Manners: Or The Shire Hobbit's Guide to Proper Behavior for Every Occasion by Dreamflower

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2012 Tree & Flower awards; 1st Humor

2007 MEFA 2nd Place

(NEW CHAPTER!) "Dora was Drogo's sister and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she...had written reams of good advice for more than half a century..." In S.R. 1403, at the age of 102, she presented her life's work to the Shire...

Categories: The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings, History of Middle-earth
Characters: As a Group: Hobbits, Hobbit: Baggins: Dora
Genres: Character study, Family, General, Humor, Parody
Places: The Shire
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14    |    Word count: 29557    |    Read Count: 19214
Completed: No    |    Updated: 02/22/10    |    Published: 02/09/10
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Feature Forgive me, Legolas, for I have sinned… by Sivan

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Would Legolas forgive me after everything I have done to him?

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Elf: Legolas Thranduilion
Genres: Alternate Universe, Angst, Crack fic, Parody
Places: Other place in Arda
Times: Multi-age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 512    |    Read Count: 1152
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 10/05/09    |    Published: 10/05/09
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