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The Accounting by elwen of the hidden valley

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One must never forget the little folk.  No, not hobbits.  The little folk who keep a complex place like Middle earth ticking over ... the office staff.

Categories: Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Other: Gandalf/Mithrandir/Ólorin
Genres: Humor
Places: Undying Lands
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1130    |    Read Count: 73
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 06/11/17    |    Published: 06/11/17
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Moon-letters by Fernstrike

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Unbeknownst to the Fellowship, Gimli kept a small memento from Khazad-dûm.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Dwarf: Gimli son of Glóin, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion
Genres: General, Humor
Places: Moria (Khazad-dûm), Rohan: Dunharrow
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 672    |    Read Count: 161
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/21/17    |    Published: 03/21/17
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On the Role of the Yule Dwarf by Larner

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Aragorn, only recently returned to the Dunedain, learns of one newer Yule tradition that disturbs him, at first.  After all, why would the tallest Man available be asked to play a Dwarf?  With a nod to John Rhys Davies at more than six feet playing a five-foot Dwarf!

Categories: Challenge Stories, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: Northern Dúnedain, Hobbit: Took: Pippin (Thain)
Genres: Character study, Comedy, Family, Frame story (tale-within-a-tale), Friendship, Gapfiller, General, Humor, Short story
Places: Eriador, Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late, 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 5025    |    Read Count: 203
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 02/08/17    |    Published: 02/08/17
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Something spicy by Ysilme

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Lacking experience sometimes means making mistakes and can have unexpected consequences. Like making new friends.

Categories: Challenge Stories, The Silmarillion
Characters: Elf: Erestor, Elf: Gildor Inglorion
Genres: Friendship, General, Humor
Places: Eregion/Hollin
Times: 2-Second Age
Warnings: None
Series: 2016 December Challenge: Yule Fic Exchange
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1791    |    Read Count: 178
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 01/02/17    |    Published: 01/02/17
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Never Too Late to Change by Linaewen

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Denethor refuses to change.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Boromir son of Denethor, Gondorian: Denethor, Steward of Gondor, Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor
Genres: Humor
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 484    |    Read Count: 288
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 11/12/16    |    Published: 11/12/16
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Love's Labour by Linda Hoyland

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Aragorn awaits the birth of his second child.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor, Half-Elven: Arwen Undómiel, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Rohirrim: Éowyn
Genres: Family, Friendship, Humor, Romance-het, Short story
Places: Gondor
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: 6. adult themes
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 2924    |    Read Count: 251
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 10/01/16    |    Published: 10/01/16
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Insult and Injuries by Larner

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A captain of Gondor learns that perhaps it is best to be careful in what says to and about Hobbits.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Travellers (Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin), As a Group: Gondorians, Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider
Genres: Character study, Drama, Friendship, Gapfiller, Humor, Short story
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring
Warnings: 2. mild violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 6491    |    Read Count: 318
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 09/30/16    |    Published: 09/30/16
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Miscalculation by Larner

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Perhaps It had failed to plan appropriately!

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Hobbit: Baggins: Bilbo, Hobbit: Baggins: Frodo, Hobbit: Gollum/Sméagol
Genres: Angst, Character study, Drama, Gapfiller, Horror, Humor, Short story
Places: Bree, Mordor: Mount Doom /Orodruin, The Old Forest, Amon Sûl/Weathertop
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: 8. character death
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1061    |    Read Count: 45
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 09/30/16    |    Published: 09/30/16
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Museum for the Forgotten by Dawn Felagund

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It's the Third Age. Tirion has developed suburban sprawl, and psychotherapists are in high demand. An unkinged Finarfin experiments with political radicalism and has turned the palace into a memorial of the kinslaying. Amarië composes beat poetry. And Finrod has been reembodied into a world and among people he barely recognizes. Dark humor, for Kenaz for the Silmarillion Writers' Guild Around the Fire challenge.

Categories: The Silmarillion
Characters: Elf: Amarië, Elf: Caranthir, Elf: Finarfin, Elf: Finrod Felagund
Genres: Drama, Humor
Places: Undying Lands: Valinor
Times: 3-Third Age
Warnings: 3. violence, 5. mild sexual content, 6. adult themes
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 9707    |    Read Count: 72
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 09/20/16    |    Published: 09/20/16
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Holewarming Gift by Dreamflower

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"Holewarming Gift" Lobelia and Lotho discover a present Pippin left behind for them when Frodo departed for Buckland. (Written for the June 2016 LOTR GenFic "June Bug" challenge). Book-verse. One shot.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Hobbit: Sackville-Baggins: Lobelia, Hobbit: Sackville-Baggins: Lotho
Genres: Gapfiller, Humor
Places: The Shire: Bag End, The Shire: Hobbiton
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1626    |    Read Count: 319
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 07/11/16    |    Published: 07/11/16
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Dead Leaves and Beetles by Zdenka

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Even before their fatal quarrel, Saeros is exasperated by Túrin's lack of grooming. (Triple drabble.)

Categories: Challenge Stories, The Silmarillion, The Children of Hurin
Characters: Edain: Túrin, Elf: Saeros
Genres: Fixed-length Ficlet (other than drabble), General, Humor
Places: Beleriand
Times: 1-First Age: late
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 312    |    Read Count: 337
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 07/07/16    |    Published: 07/07/16
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The Great Escape by Linda Hoyland

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Aragorn and Faramir's hunting trip is interrupted.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Male Character
Genres: Action/Adventure, Friendship, Humor
Places: Gondor
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 3273    |    Read Count: 342
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 05/08/16    |    Published: 05/08/16
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Old Strider by Linda Hoyland

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A surprise visitor interrupts the Hobbits as they discuss the events of a momentous day.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Travellers (Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin)
Genres: Friendship, General, Humor
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 749    |    Read Count: 436
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 05/01/16    |    Published: 05/01/16
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Oh dear by Himring

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A piece written for the LOTR Community challenge for April, which asked for a riddle in poetic form. I chose the element that was given me as the subject and the solution.

This is a little silly (sorry!) but, I hope, funny and anyway based in canon. In fact, if you recognize the canon source, you will know the solution right away.

Also, it is perhaps not quite poetry, but there is rhyme.

Categories: Challenge Stories, The Hobbit
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Places: None
Times: 3-Third Age: late
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 21    |    Read Count: 429
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 04/30/16    |    Published: 04/30/16
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Wedding Customs of Rohan and Gondor by curiouswombat

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A 'missing scene' from Cushions. Lothíriel and Cwengyth discuss what might, or might not, happen at Lothíriel's upcoming wedding.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Lothíriel of Dol Amroth, Original Female Character
Genres: Family, Humor, Short story, Vignette
Places: Gondor: Dol Amroth
Times: 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring
Warnings: 5. mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1497    |    Read Count: 754
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 04/06/16    |    Published: 04/06/16
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Fables of Faramir and Family by Linda Hoyland

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A selection of short pieces mostly written for challenges concerning Faramir,
and his family and friends, most especially Eowyn, Boromir, Denethor and Aragorn.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Boromir son of Denethor, Gondorian: Denethor, Steward of Gondor, Gondorian: Faramir son of Denethor, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Female Character, Rohirrim: Éowyn
Genres: Anthology, Childhood, Comedy, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Short story
Places: Gondor: Ithilien
Times: 3-Third Age: late, 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring , 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring, 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: 78. 2014 February Challenge: Fanon-busters
Chapters: 22    |    Word count: 23530    |    Read Count: 8893
Completed: No    |    Updated: 03/25/16    |    Published: 08/10/13
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A Theoretical Impossibility by Zdenka

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The learned scholar Rúmil of Tirion meets a Hobbit and shares his opinion about Dwarves.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings, History of Middle-earth
Characters: Elf: Rumil of Tírion, Hobbit: Baggins: Bilbo, Other: Gandalf/Mithrandir/Ólorin
Genres: General, Humor
Places: Undying Lands
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 551    |    Read Count: 588
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/22/16    |    Published: 03/22/16
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Apple & Leaf by elwen of the hidden valley

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Pippin Took gets into a bit of a pickle in Hollin. 

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Fellowship
Genres: Humor
Places: None
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3    |    Word count: 3550    |    Read Count: 601
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/20/16    |    Published: 03/20/16
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Most Fascinating by IgnobleBard

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Barbara Walters interviews the Most Fascinating People of the Ring War.

Categories: The Books of J.R.R. Tolkien
Characters: Dwarf: Gimli son of Glóin, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Other: Sauron/Annatar/the Dark Lord, Other: Tom Bombadil
Genres: Crack fic, Humor, Parody
Places: Other place in Arda
Times: 3-Third Age: Post-War of the Ring
Warnings: 4. sexual content implied, 6. adult themes
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 5863    |    Read Count: 76
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 03/09/16    |    Published: 03/09/16
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First Lessons in the Wild by Larner

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Strider finds his first few days in the company of Frodo Baggins, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Peregrin Took, and Samwise Gamgee most instructive.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Hobbit: Baggins: Frodo, Hobbit: Brandybuck: Merry (Master), Hobbit: Gamgee: Samwise, Hobbit: Took: Pippin (Thain)
Genres: Character study, Friendship, Gapfiller, Humor, Short story
Places: Eriador
Times: 3-Third Age: the War of the Ring
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 3155    |    Read Count: 355
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 02/22/16    |    Published: 02/22/16
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Feature Petal by Armariel

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  Drabbles and ficlets featuring the Fairy ancestress of the Tooks, who appears in "Once Upon a Midsummer's Morn." Probably pretty much a G rating throughout, but I make it PG just to have some wiggle room:)

Categories: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Hobbit: Baggins: Bilbo, Hobbit: Baggins: Drogo, Hobbit: Baggins: Frodo, Hobbit: Baggins: Primula (Took), Hobbit: Brandybuck: Merry (Master), Hobbit: Gamgee: Hamfast "the Gaffer", Hobbit: Gamgee: Samwise, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Other: Gandalf/Mithrandir/Ólorin, Other: Radagast the Brown/Aiwendil, Other: Saruman/Cúrunir/Sharkey
Genres: Drabble or Drabble series, Family, General, Humor, Romance-het, Vignette
Places: The Shire
Times: Multi-age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 59    |    Word count: 20586    |    Read Count: 60380
Completed: No    |    Updated: 02/04/16    |    Published: 07/09/11
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Disturbances of the Peace by Larner

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After all, some medications do lead to disturbed dreams--or daydreams!  Heh!

Categories: Crossovers, The Hobbit
Characters: Hobbit: Baggins: Bilbo
Genres: Action/Adventure, Character study, Crack fic, Humor, Vignette
Places: Other world (crossover)
Times: 3-Third Age: late, 5-Post-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 731    |    Read Count: 449
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 01/07/16    |    Published: 01/07/16
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Khamul's Sulfurous Exfoliants by Independence1776

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After the Ring War ends, Khamûl and the rest of the Nazgûl open an exfoliant business. In order to expand it, Khamûl decides to open a stall at Tharbad’s Greenway Spring Faire.

Categories: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion
Characters: Other: Khamûl
Genres: Crack fic, Humor
Places: Tharbad
Times: 4-Fourth Age, Multi-age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 1023    |    Read Count: 517
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 11/17/15    |    Published: 11/17/15
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The Mûmak by Armariel

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The children of King Elessar are about to witness an exciting event.

Categories: The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Gondorian: Eldarion, Original Female Character
Genres: Childhood, General, Humor, Short story, Vignette
Places: Gondor: Minas Tirith/Minas Anor
Times: 4-Fourth Age
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1    |    Word count: 822    |    Read Count: 442
Completed: Yes    |    Updated: 10/23/15    |    Published: 10/23/15
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Once Upon a Ring by Aaron Ledgers

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"Dear Cinderella: if a dream is a wish your heart makes, and a dream that you wish will come true... does being dragged kicking and screaming through a one-way portal to another world, AGAINST my WILL, mean I have a genuinely fucked up heart?"

Meet Katie Sanders: an extremely antisocial teen with a bizarre talent.

In our world, everything is supposed to be normal: that is the way things have been since the beginning of our eighteenth century. However, every once in a while, having a gift that stands out is all right. Unless it's something strange, like predicting the future... and that is precisely why Katie is an outcast. Oh, but wait: there's more! On top of dealing with high school bullies, her brother's vicious attitude problem, and her foster mother's alcohol-induced rages, she's been having an ongoing streak of recurring nightmares for about three months now about a great, big, burning... EYE.

Well, that's all dandy and grand, but normal people shouldn't have to worry, right?

You'd think so, but sadly, Kate isn't normal.

Low and behold, just like every OTHER Cinderella story in existence, her dreams really DO come true... but NOT in a good way!

Categories: Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings, Peter Jackson's The Hobbit, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings
Characters: As a Group: The Fellowship, Dwarf: Gimli son of Glóin, Dwarf: Glóin, Elf: Celeborn, Elf: Celebrian, Elf: Celebrimbor, Elf: Duilin, Elf: Galadriel/Artanis, Elf: Galdor of the Havens, Elf: Legolas Thranduilion, Elf: Thranduil, Gondorian: Boromir son of Denethor, Half-Elven: Arwen Undómiel, Half-Elven: Elrond, Hobbit: Baggins: Bilbo, Hobbit: Baggins: Frodo, Hobbit: Brandybuck: Merimac, Hobbit: Gamgee: Hamfast "the Gaffer", Hobbit: Gamgee: Samwise, Hobbit: Gollum/Sméagol, Hobbit: Took: Pippin (Thain), Northern Dúnedain: Aragorn/Strider, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Other: Balrog of Moria, Other: Bill the Pony, Other: Gandalf/Mithrandir/Ólorin, Other: Gwaihir, Other: Huan the Hound, Other: Nazgûl/Black Riders/Ringwraiths, Other: Sauron/Annatar/the Dark Lord, Other: Treebeard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Angst, Coming of Age, Drama, Epic, Family, Friendship, General, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Thriller/Suspense, Tragedy
Places: None
Times: Multi-age
Warnings: 1. use of profane or obscene language, 2. mild violence, 3. violence, 6. adult themes, 8. character death
Series: None
Chapters: 5    |    Word count: 24586    |    Read Count: 315
Completed: No    |    Updated: 10/14/15    |    Published: 09/25/15
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